Part 20: Episode XIX: Flashback (Hamilton Residence)
Episode XIX: Flashback (Hamilton Residence)
When last we left our heroine, she'd dicked around doing fetch quests in a boring cave while being chased by something between an angry Spartan and a male stripper. Also, she ended up back in her house, despite it exploding earlier in the stage. With that said, let's continue...
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Alyssa advances further into the house, passing by a few children's toys on the way and a constant baby wailing.
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Well, I'm getting the feeling we did actually time travel again. Only, the issue of a unique setting was sidestepped by shoving in the sewer stage's second cousin: the mine stage.
Alyssa heads into the main hall.
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The game tosses on a soft focus lighting and blurred edges and flips onto flashback mode...
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Which, if this game is going to stay consistent in anything, will hopefully mean a grisly murder is soon to follow.
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No silly caption. I just couldn't omit this expression...
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Too bad there's not a leaf of beauty, because that is one fugly baby. We're approaching pug ugly levels.
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Ugly Baby Alyssa laughs out what a cheesy scene this was.
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I'm guessing the latter years of being a Rooder are a bit on the dull side.
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Nancy returns to mindlessly caring for her Curly Howard-esque bundle of love and completely ignores screaming and a struggle coming from upstairs.
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Alyssa rushes to the never before seen or mentioned courtyard balcony and barges in on her grandfather, Dick, kicking the shit out of her father in another bout of his flaring Alzheimer's.
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Now featured: malicious sentient axes.
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Meanwhile, the clover pendant enters extra-dimensional space usually reserved for heated courtroom battles.
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Unable to handle the crushing force of pan-dimensional prosecution, the pendant shatters and scatters across the four winds.
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Dick storms off.
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I'm thinking old Papa Hamilton is having a closed casket service.
Just then!
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Since, it wouldn't be a proper murder if there wasn't a bit of retarded cackling at some point. And since he was late to the party, Chopper makes up for it with Matrix style blur effects and acrobatics. Since, I mean, who needs a serious scene in a game like this?
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Alyssa makes a half-hearted attempt to escape.
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Long story short, she manages to corner herself on the balcony where Dick and <dad> had their squabble.
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But, lucky for her, canned recycled magic girl animations cannot be held upon a balcony and the cutscene overlords teleport her to safety below.
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Wait... It's the boss fight already? What happened to that business about having to find an item important to the spirit of the day in order to augment Rooder powers and presumably call forth holy arrows and all that? Since, unless the axe sticking out of Dad's cranium was particularly dear to him, I think we're breaking protocol here.
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Seeing him close up, Chopper's pants are even more disturbing... His junk is being held up by suspenders...
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Now, Bob I could see just having retard strength and going on a homicidal rampage to off the number of victims he did. Perhaps John was more stealthy in getting to his victims, despite the need for tanks of corrosive liquid and the whole flipping out and beating the shit out of victims thing, before killing them. But, how the fuck does a tattooed-up albino kill 44 people undetected?
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Do us all a favor, next time, and keep your Blades of Olympus in your pants, chief.
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GO FOR BROKE!
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Daddy Hamilton was nice enough to remove his corpse from the battle field. That'd be a bit awkward to trip over in-between dodging blades.
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Ho-hum. You know how this song and dance goes.
Alyssa charges up for her Fatality technique.
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Eh? We're summoning the ethereal Ion Cannon this time?
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Kids these days. They kill off two sub-villains and they think they're John Rambo.
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A wavering portal appears beneath Alyssa's feet and sucks her down.
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Where's a horned kid with a 2x4 when you need 'em?
Tune in next time for...
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GRAVEYARDS!
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MORE NARRATED FILES!!
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INTERPRETIVE DANCE!!!
Bonus Content:
Family Reunion Flashback
Chopper Defeating Alyssa Cutscene